Monday, July 25, 2005

Barnyard Pimp

This is some seriously sick shit:
King County sheriff's office investigating possible animal abuse
Investigation of Enumclaw farm continues

Basically, a guy gets thrown out of a car outside an emergency room with serious internal injuries and later dies. After much investigation, it turns out he had been sodomized by a horse!

He engaged in this activity on a farm where lots of people were invited to do all manner of sick, perverted things. The investigating team has had a hard time keeping their food down. "Unfortunately, they were quite diligent about videotaping their activities," one officer said. "Unfortunately" because those poor cops have to watch all that sick shit.

Kids, don't have sex with farm animals. And for the love of God, don't let a horse fuck your ass!


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