Meet your Meat

Alec Baldwin and the grass-munching, slack-jawed faggots at PETA created a little video called "Meet your Meat." I watched the whole thing, strangely un-moved. Maybe it's because I don't anthropomorphize animals. Maybe it's because I believe that humans, as the dominate species, have the right to use animals in any fashion we see fit. Maybe it's just because I really like cheeseburgers, chicken strips, and ham sandwiches.

Whatever the reason, I'm gonna be sure to go out to Jack-in-the-Box for lunch tomorrow and get some yummy meat! I encourage you to watch the video and make your own choice. Do you have the balls, the stone-cold heart, the shear blood- thirstiness to eat meat? I do, because I'm a real man. Are you?