Friday, January 14, 2005

The Ultimate Weapon

The Pentagon has revealed some of its rejected chemical weapons. These are non-lethal chemical weapons that, if developed, would have been used to demoralize enemy troops.

New Scientist says:

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behavior among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

The Drudge Report called this a "Sex Bomb" but I think "Gay Spray" sounds better. Either way, this has to be the most awesome weapon ever conceived! Whether it demoralizes the enemy or not, it's pretty difficult to fight a war while you're sucking your buddy's cock.

I picture the delivery rockets with "Make love, not war" stenciled on them. How perfect would that be?

2004-01-13 16:23 C&T


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