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"No, that's not true, that's impossible!" -- Luke Skywalker, ESB

That was my response to today's announcement of the Mac mini. I posted about the rumor before, but I didn't believe it. I still don't believe it. I'm looking at the Mac mini page and I can't bring myself to accept the reality of it. My brain hurts.

"Apple released a new Mac several times faster than the ill-fated PowerMac Cube and one third the size for $499? No, that's not true, that's impossible!"

Don't even get me started on iPod shuffle. It's all bullshit! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.......

I can't believe it. I won't believe it. And when I do believe it I'll do exactly what I know I shouldn't do: pull out the plastic and buy a Mac mini and an iPod shuffle. God damn it.

2004-01-10 19:56 C&T