Traffic Stops

I present my traffic stop history:

State	Date	Infraction	Ticket?
Vermont	Summer, 96	87 in a 65.	Ticket
Indiana	Valentine's Day, 98	56 in a 35.	Warning
Vermont	Spring, 2000	58 in a 35	Warning
Ohio	June 2000	67 in a 55.	Warning
Vermont	August 2000	60 in a 40	Warning
Vermont	September 2000	55 in a 35	Warning
Vermont	March 2001	73 in a 65	Ticket
Texas	Fall 2003	Ran a red light	Warning
Texas	Feb 2004	64 in a 40.	Ticket
Texas	Nov 2004	40 in a 25.	Warning

As you can see, 2000 was a banner year for me with 4 stops and no tickets. My numbers overall are still pretty impressive: 10 stops, 3 tickets, for a warning rate of 70%! Most of the time I was doing 20mph or more over the limit.

How do I do it? I'm not telling...